Da_Niel 2006

So To life at the moment... Well...... Im strangely addicted to home and away and shortland street. i mean, its freaky! I mean... i was compelled today, i HAD to be home to watch Mia confront Jay about her HETROSEXUAL ACTIVITIES... i mean, i even RAN from my bus stop on glenfield road ALL the way down my street (a 1.5km run) Just to get home to watch it! although, this no bus down my street is getting me fit!

Ok, i gotta stop saying. "i mean...." i feel like a repetitive git. "I wanna make u holla, make u say my name... Laaa Laaa Laaa... "

Ew.. so i looked at rotten.com, OMG. sick, disgusting shit.... i nearly threw up, when i saw a lady and her activities with her tampon. Ive never been brought to violent gagging from the internet before.

So i went a bit mental at chris this weekend. Well this sunday.. I was my usual Mentally challenged self... he annoyed me (slightly) but bore a evil not many should ever endure.. I went bolistic! lost my marbles, Threw the dummy OUT of the cot!
I had alot to vent, and sadly for him... World War Three was forced apon him. (sorry chris if ur reading this)

SO... thats all for now, i have a rostered Day off tomorrow Yeahha.. :) DAY off! :) But i have to venture in anyway.. Sigh... GOT alot to sort out.

Will Keep you ALLL posted (is going to read Harry Potter!! half way through the second book, AGAIN!)

GOOD NIGHT TO ALL AND TO ALL.. GET FUCKED! im outs!

ciaos

STANDING ON THE ROOF TOPS, EVERYBODY SCREAM YOUR HEART OUT!
THIS IS ALL WE GOT NOW... SCREAM UNTILL YOUR HEART STOPS!

ROAR! --- EmO DaN --------- SCREAM BITCH --------- ROAAAAAAAAAAAAR!------

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Now back to Me.... Ive been in hamilton all weekend with a guy called Chris (from Auckland) Which has been nice... Last night consisted of going to visit Annette, and then going to drink with Ajay.. now since im not Hamiltonian any more, and Ajay lives with the rents, we had to drink by the river.. so we took my new car! (a 2000 Primera) ye-ahhh. So we do what we do famously. we go to countdown and for three of us, purchased 6 bottles of wine between us. Drank them in the space of 30 mins... Ajay threw it all up, and i didnt.... i skulled two bottles and took it like a man.. Chris was ok, but he soon got totally FUCKED.

Yeah... me and ajay... kissed. and oh man.. what a dramatical night.. it was like... WHY DO GAY MEN HAVE THIS NEED to kiss thier fag hags... its like.... Yawn.. she got a Ragina.. and a Ragina is icky picky! makes me feel ewwy! but when im drunk its like funny to kiss a girl.

Any away Dana is off to bed, Chris is asleep on the couch, and im gonna go fall asleep on the floor on cousions somewhere. (hopefully dreaming of naked men feeding me grapes and pouring apple joice into my mouth)

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Yawn, cant be bothered posting about it now..

Yawns.

Night.

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O M G....

Look at Mr Purcell's Head.

It honestly looks like he needs to be ironed before being taken out!


Sorry Ajay But That puts me offf! completely!

(oh and YES, i can use Html)

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• Guy gave every one the goat! (which is pulling ur pants and showing every one ur balls)
• Guy getting PRF thrown out of the pub.
• EVERY one being smashed.

thats the formalised side of it.... After so much alcohol... we went to family... Me and Felisha...slutty danced all night... Inbetween i went and danced with a boy!! and yeah, that was cool.. I Like him still for some reason, he is a jerk off.

Saw so many ppl out... Saw Francis - Michaels Current.... "thing" B/F i dunno what it is..
Stephen.. and James.. together.. lol .. That was icky... they look the same! they both white, short and *daniel stops himself*.

LoL what a night, WHAT a night.. there is more, but thats a ShhhHHhhHHhhh thing.
But my Born again virginity is still intact - Bearly!

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I just Saw this man in the flesh!!!
OmG i just went to Birkenhead to get a Top Up Card for my phone!!

And as i stand at the checkouts at Birkenhead New World..

THERE HE WAS, and he looked at me funny, cause iw as stearing at him...
LoL like fully stearing.. like he was famous!! hes on TV, and ive seen his body!!!

OmG i feel like im famous!!!

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You know.... A wise man once said "WHY BOTHER UR JUST GONNA DIE!"
Actually that was a daranged man, in a door way on Albert St, under a blnket.. hovering around the IAG building as i walked to work at 7am one morning.

Something struck me as the man spoke/spat his wisdom aponce me. IM GOING TO DIE! I Daniel... Grow a little more older each day, which terrifies me! I DONT WANT TO BE OLD! i want to be 20 for ever.
I never want to hit an age where as instead of three bottles of wine making me drunk, three glasses gets me up on the tables... Where ppl look at me in the clubs, and wonder when im gonna go home to my family...

Which brought me to another depressing subject. If i were to die tomorrow, How many ppl would come. i mean...
You see it constantly on Tv, a Priest, Two of Three ppl, hovering over the plot, is that going to be me, my mother and preist there to see me off?

Oh.. sigh (by the way, I WANT TO BE CREMATED) the thought of rotting, not pleasent.

On more pleasent News.. Three jobs on the go
**** Team Leader, American Express, Outbound Sales *****
**** Collection/Investigation/Recoveries Officer for IRD *****
**** Collections Officer For Collection House *****

Im gunning for the team leader position.... Oh that would be so cool. i think i could be incharge of 12 people. I get to grow them into sales ppl! Ohh!! fun, they can be my substitute for children.

OmG! i have a str8 crush... meaning not that i have a crush on a girl, but i have a crush on a str8 boy! graagh!... Wish i didnt. but he is very attractive, and cute, and charming, and just like... CUTE!!! i dunno how to discribe, so very cute. lol... sigh.

Day 9 of the No sex.... Going well.. only erotic fantasy was over a new starter at work, a very dark, very nice looking collections officer! o M g !!! YUM!

Im looking at buying a 2000 Nissian Primera 2.0lt GX Manual Sedan.. Ohh.. Its CHAMPANGE COLOUR.. like that yummy goldish colour! Yummy! Nice Car. looking forward to owning it!

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"Gay", when used as an adjective, sometimes describes traits associated with both homosexual men and women, their culture, or perceived lifestyle. The term lesbian, on the other hand, is used exclusively in a gender-specific way to describe homosexual women.

Im here to tell you.. we are neither carefree or happy, definately not bright and showy people... id suggest if u saw one on the street, id run. Bwhahahaha, who am i kidding... Showy.. FUCK yeah.. we show everything.. Bright.. YES!!! happy.. mmmmmh, i dunno. carefree.. well sadly i associate that word with tampons.

Now.. other then the obvious association to "Gay" to the mood that gay discribed in the early 20th century.. as depicted on the finstones, where they endevoured to have a "Gay Ole Time."

Im going to investigate WHY call us GAY! why not homo's... Butty Boys? i mean.. why G A Y! i cant comprihend it! (apologises for bad spelling) (leaves bad spelling in outta laziness and not to make the apology previously stated redundent)

Development of modern sexualized usage
The use of the term gay, as it relates to homosexuality, arises from an extension of the sexualised connotation of "carefree and uninhibited", implying a willingness to disregard conventional or respectable sexual mores. Such usage is documented as early as the 1920s.

It was initially more commonly used to imply heterosexually unconstrained lifestyles, as for example in the once-common phrase "gay Lothario",or in the title of the book and film The Gay Falcon (1941), which concerns a womanising detective whose first name is "Gay". Well into the mid 20th century a middle-aged bachelor could be described as "gay" without prejudice.

(wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay#Development_of_modern_sexualized_usage)

That there is one theory... (more to come)

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This is me thinking about going to bed.

And ive concluded 4 posts is enough for tonight.

go look at ajays post! talks about me alot!

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HEY!!! its ME at work!
I Work for a finance company, doing phone cust service and account management!!! fun FUN FUN!
This!!!! Was a ok hair day.
If you know me.. you know that i have very wild, very uncontrolable hair! That desk, behind me is my trained pet. (Nah i trained him from scratch) Muahahaha.

So This Blog is going to Tell you about how much i hate work. LOL. i hate waking up at 6am.
Having a shower, being cold, ironing, clothes.
Shaving, face, hair.
Walking up the mountain (steep hill) to catch my bus.
Sitting next to an asian on the bus with bad breath.
Going to work... custys calling up... these conversations vary from "I WANT A LOAN!!" to "YOU F**KING C*NTS, F**K THIS AND F**K THAT! IM GOING TO F**KING TAKE YOU THEIVING F**CKWITS TO FAIRGO"
I Mean... why do they think fairgo cares?? Do they think Kevin Mills and a camera crew are gonna turn up and make a scene just to remove their 15 prepayment fee or their 5 Prepossesion Letter Fee? NO!

For those who dont know: http://tvnz.co.nz/view/tvone_minisite_index_skin/tvone_fair_go_group

SO this is a note for anyone who has or will call a call centre! NO ONE CARES! when u ramble, we are all on trade me, looking at 1 dollar reserves, saying mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm!! SO DONT WASTE OUR TIMES AND CALL US IF YOUR GOING TO COMPLAIN! and when u do, we all have a laugh. we listen to the call, laugh, compliment the agent on a good job of winding the client up!

Again, for those who dont know:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/OneDollarReserve.aspx

Whoa, i feel alot better!

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It has currently been seven days into the rest of my life.
As per previous blog. im currently experiencing a state in my life of stress-less-ness.

Wanting to fall inlove.. with myself again. which is AWESOME! i think its a good idea.
WHAT THE!?!?! ur probably thinking about that pic.

That was friday night. Awaiting my bus, at the northshore bus stop on Victoria street, right across the road from the sky tower! so thats a cool view.

Freezing cold that night.

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On the first of August, 2006, something very exciting happened to Dan (ME).
(this is going to be hard for alot of u to understand, and for those few, just nod and smile!)

I Will colour code it for ya'll.

Office of Dan R.
Some where Flash
Some Where Sunny

To Whom It May Concern,
I Daniel, here by in a state of sound mind, make an informal, non-obligatory contract to stay man-free for 6 MONTHS!

After the 31st of Janurary 2007, i will be free to resume all emotional and physical affairs i currently have.

Whilst i take this sebatical, all emotional blackmail can be forwarded to the executor of my emotional estate, Ajay (The Potion Mistress).

Yours Faithfully

Daniel

(Daniel signed his screen)

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Hey All!
Well..
As this is my FIRST posting... Here we GO


Well i love Long walks on the beach, lol nah! im just your standard gay male living in Aux.
I have gay friends, and we go to gay places. I have gay partners and we do gay things. You could say im just having a gay life.
Im originally from a small town called H-Town. H standing for hole. (also known as Hamilton). i was trapped, emotionally stunted and sufficated in that city.

In H-Town... I had a pretty bad rep... Both during work, and outta work. :-)
In hole, i have alot of good friends;
Ajay: http://indifferentbanana.blogspot.com
Annette: http://twinnumbaone.spaces.live.com
Kevin: http://zephirum.spaces.live.com

And alot more with out spaces or blogs!

I also have http://mussmo.spaces.live.com
but i dont really use it.
Also have a look at http://www.myspace.com/mussmo
They are all me.

Well i think this introduction is enough.

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